Guess what?! I'm going to go to see the The Matrix tomorrow on the Imax!! I'm really excited!! Not only is it gonna be great on the Imax but I'm going with my boyfriend, Spencer!! My buddy Jamie saw it and said that the plot was hard to follow but the action scenes were excellent! They're going to be ten times better on the big, big screen! Favorite Quote of the Day: "Out of all the things I've lost in my life, I miss my mind the most!" New Learned Joke(warning:somewhat disgusting): This guy, Bob, is getting payed to babysit a friends daughter overnight for her. The catch is that the little girl, Suzie, is allowed to do anything she wants to. Shortly after Bob arrives at Suzie's house, his friends call him. They ask if he wants to go see a rated R movie but Bob declines and explains he is babysitting Suzie. Suzie overhears and says she wants to go. Bob tells her no but Suzie threatens to call her mom, so they go to the movie. After the movie, Bob's friends ask him if he wants to go out to eat. He says that he has to get Suzie home to bed but Suzie whines that she wants to go and again threatens to call her mom, so they go out to eat. When they finally get home Bob goes up to the bathroom to take a shower and Suzie says she wants to take one with him. Now he's starting to get aggravated and tells her NO! Suzie threatens to call her mom so Bob had no choice. He let her come in under one circumstance, she is not to look down. Naturally the first thing she does is looks down. Puzzled, she asks, "What's that?". Thinking quickly he responds,"That's Mr. Wiggles". When they got out of the shower Bob and Suzie went to different rooms to sleep but sure enough, five minutes later Suzie had found her way to Bob's room and asked to sleep in his bed. He said no but she threatened once again to call her mom. So now they are laying in the same bed and Suzie asks,"Can I play with Mr. Wiggles?" Bob says NOO!! But for once Suzie says ok and they go to sleep. When Bob wakes up he is in the hospital. He asks Suzie why he is in the hospital and she responds,"Well, I was playing with Mr. Wiggles but he spit on me, so I bit his head off!" That's all for now so have a great day!! Enjoy life and remember everyday to count 10 things that you can be thankful for!! Peace Dawgs, I'm out!
Posted by wildcatsoccer06
at 5:52 PM EDT
Updated: Thursday, 5 June 2003 7:20 PM EDT